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christopher walken

The 44th President of the United States of America.
America needs more cowbell. -- Christopher Walken
christopher walken by Raptor007 October 5, 2006
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Christopher Walken Day 

Feb the 14th. The day when single men and women get together, watch Christopher Walken movies, and make crass jokes about everybody who had to buy chocolate and flowers for somebody that probably doesn't even really want them anyway.
Hey, are you comin' to my Christopher Walken Day party this Thursday? You can bring friends but no sucking face allowed! We're gonna be playing the drinking game where you drink every time Christopher Walken gives somebody the evil eye, so bring your favorite adult beverage as well.
Christopher Walken Day by Avedis February 15, 2008

The Wokenization of Singapore Math 

When white Christian nationalists or ultra-MAGA patriots subscribe to the radical pedagogy that adopting (or adapting part of) the Singapore math curriculum would only adulterate theirs, because exposing local students to alien problem-solving strategies and heuristics under the guise of multicultural math or ethnomathematics would only give undue credit to foreign curriculum math specialists and publishers.
A number of white or “woke” curriculum censors are covertly working hand in hand with American textbook publishers to push for the wokenization of Singapore math, with both parties having a vested interest to ensure that dear inch-deep-mile-wide K–12 math textbooks rather than value-for-money foreign math titles inundate as many states and local schools as possible.

Wolkenator 

(noun) eponymous reference to Albert Wolk based on the similiarities to the T-800 HK (Hunter-Killer) cyborg featured in the 1997 motion picture TERMINATOR staring Arnold Swartzenager.

Similiarities include the efficient manner in which subject does not waste time with meaningless words and has an automatic response for certain situations. Mannerisms also include the speed and efficiency in which both the cyborg and/or Wolk can register a "kill" and completly focus on the mission at hand undaunted by any obstacle that lay in it's path, be it the bar room, bedroom or boardroom.

Programmed expressions include:
Nice night for a walk
Yeah baby!
come with me if you want to live
I'll be Back
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhtttt.
Fuwk you Ausshole
Get out
Hastalavista Baby
Tremendous!
chill out Dickwaud
I have detailed files
You're such a hoosier
I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle
He'll live
Ya shure.
I need a vacation
Hey Now!
The girls on campus had better be careful, the Wolkenator is in town this week.

The Board of Directors has complete confidence that we will meet our objectives this year with the Wolkenator in charge of sales.
Wolkenator by pauliboi March 12, 2005
When you are the perfect combination of Yolked and Woke
As Jim continuously ranted about the need for more emotional support dogs, Pam couldn't help but notice his bulging biceps and how overall wolked he was
Wolked by Bonk Monkey October 1, 2019

Christopher Walken

Quirky and slightly mental-looking Hollywood actor. Hasn't got nearly as many good roles as he should. Look out for him in David Cronenberg's The Dead Zone, Spielberg's Catch Me if you Can or in the movie of Ian McEwan's The Comfort of Strangers.
Watch out. Here comes a Christopher Walken character.
Christopher Walken by Fearman December 17, 2007