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Wofford

A mainly freshman, all-girl dorm at Winthrop University in which girls shit in the shower, puke in the sink, leave cardboard pirates around to scare the shit out of people, and boys break into your room and drunkenly piss in your trashcan.
Girl 1: Yeah I just moved into this dorm, there was a cardboard cut out of jack sparrow in the bathroom that said the shower was out of order
Girl 2: Oh yeah, you must be in wofford
by 819ladies November 29, 2009
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Woffel

Very large and erect penis. Usually very veiny and intimidating at first sight.
Marzo: Dude, I heard you were enjoy a Woffel yesterday
Chad: Yes, Marzo, that is true. I love me some Woffel
by LockDrop9123819 February 27, 2011
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Woffelball

A game where you put a ping pong in your vagina and shoot the ball out and see who's goes farthest
Don't forget to put your name on your ping pong ball before we play woffelball.
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Woffeling

When someone is talking nonsense and a certain someone is saying sum racist ting
Fam dis guy woffeling about how fortnite is still popular
by Eatthatpussy122 December 19, 2019
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Woffle stomp

When you are in the shower do a shit, and step on it to push the mother fucker down the drain
Person 1: “that dudes foot is brown!”
Person 2: “Wanna know why?”
Person 1: “Yeah!”
Person 2: “because he did a woffle stomp”
by your help in life :) March 30, 2022
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daniel wofford

Damn Daniel back at it again with the white vans and the hoes. Is the definition for Daniel wofford
by Damn Danny May 14, 2016
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Woffed

verb- the act of being completely physically or mentally dominated by an opponent or enemy to the point of utter embarrassment. Originating from a few glorious moments when Wofford College asserted its manliness over BYU in the second round of the 2011 NCAA March Madness Tournament. It is important to note that one can be woffed in any activity, not just basketball.
Did you see how hard I just woffed that kid? I think he might be crying.
by Shane McNootz April 4, 2011
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