Niggular Wireless

1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.

I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.

Niggular Wireless by shdwsclan August 2, 2009

bed wiggle 

A dance one performs when they are cold in bed in order to heat themselves up. It consists of the wiggling or rapid movement of all areas of the body.

last night I was cold in bed, so I had to perform the bed wiggle

bed wiggle by theextrawiseone April 18, 2015

Let's wiggle 

A phrased used to rally your boys before you leave

"It's about time to go, come on boys let's wiggle"

Let's wiggle by Not_a_Worm October 16, 2020

wireless crapability 

n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."

"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."

wireless crapability by arkinese June 8, 2014

pimp wiggle 

Being buried balls deep in your bitch, moving your ads in a circular motion, and making your bitch pop her cookies

Bobbi said Jonny has a mean pimp wiggle.

pimp wiggle by Chucky Chucky August 2, 2016

Wigglestomper

An extremely gratifying sexual release, achieved whilst standing. Causes one to wiggle one's hips and stomp one's feet, much like a dance, but without the beat.

That girl gives the best head! I swear it's a wigglestomper every time with her!

Rick: "I swear that cashier just did the wigglestomp..."
Tony: "That's why they don't have full length windows on the cashier's booth."

Wigglestomper by Big Pimp Daddy March 17, 2010

sparkling wiggles 

The origin comes from video that has surfaced on the Internet featuring a very young girl and two adults who are most likely her parents. In the video, the adults tell the girl to say "sparkling wiggles" repeatedly.

When the little girl attempts to say it, it sounds like "fucking niggers." The young girl is obviously oblivious to what she is actually saying, while the adults laugh about it.

While some consider this to be a harmless video, many comments left on the video on youtube.com and other sites show that many people are offended by this video.

Adult: "There are too many sparkling wiggles at the party."
Young Girl: "There are too many 'fucking niggers' at the party."

Adult: "Get a job sparkling wiggle."
Young Girl: "Get a job 'fucking nigger.'"

sparkling wiggles by SuperJake March 25, 2007