witness mark 

When you poop so forcefully and violently it leaves a glob of poo on the back of the toilet bowl that no amount of flushing will dislodge causing the perpetrator to resort to the toilet brush. Witness marks usually only occur with projectile diarrhea.

I pooped a quart and left a witness mark in the toilet bowl.

witness mark by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Winese 

Wine + chinese food = winese

Girl 1: Lets get some winese on the way home and watch the notebook for the 17th time
Girl 2: oh my god, oh my god... *already crying*

Winese by Turducken96 September 6, 2016

fake witness

A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.

Mr. Cohen, you are a fake witness.

fake witness by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

Winestorming

Home remodel DIY ideas that start flowing after multiple glasses of wine. Usually involves demolition that wasn't intended, and expensive trips to lumber yards or landscaping supply stores.

During a winestorming event we decided we could easily demolish that wall.

Winestorming by Wntdone September 24, 2016

the household maid witnessed it all 

A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.

Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.

Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...

Example of use in real life:

Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?

Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?

Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.

the household maid witnessed it all by zolo1243 December 16, 2008

Bingering the witness 

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.

Objection your honor, bingering the witness.

Bingering the witness by mikkedj November 12, 2021

Winesday

Day of the week, typically on Wednesday when girlfriends get together, share a few glasses of wine and unwind with girl time and laughter. Let it be known, it can occur multiple times a week if necessary or can be changed to another day but it will always be called Winesday.

"I had a rough day today.... Thank goodness it's Winesday!"

Winesday by Wino55 February 16, 2010