window licker

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!
1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!
by Adz H January 09, 2006
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A brand new Private who just entered basic training, and is called this due to the stunned look and apparent lack of jaw control when said Private arrives at his/her basic training company and sees his/her drill sergeants for the first time.
Private Snuffy you dumb ass window licker, quit gawking and get your ass off of my bus!
by justjeansandboots March 29, 2013
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a spastic,learning disabilities
spastic, learning disabilities, retarded person.
by mark January 10, 2004
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(so i've heard) Birmingham-esque for a resident from Tamworth ('brums' overspill town from the '70's)
Yam not won o' dem Windaw Lickers frum Tam'f are yao ?
by Anonymous July 09, 2003
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a creepy, pathetic and obsessed admirer with no friends that one wouldn’t actually date or admit being friends with but keeps around in order to continually be complimented; a metaphorical situation is one that would involve said individual licking the front window of the person who keeps him/her around
Person A: Dude, who's that girl that's always hanging around with you? Your girlfriend?
Person B: Hell no. She's just my window licker. She's like a groupie only sad, pathetic, and gross. She says nice things about me all the time but she's always there.
by Teresa Anastasia February 10, 2007
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Generally a male with special needs akin to a Geordie with high a pitched voice and a hamster complexion.
by A licker beneficiary August 08, 2003
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