One who is in uttermost dying search for osama bin laden, because word of reward money was mentioned. A man of this description was found in late june of 2010 in pakistan with a bushy dirty beard carrying a samurai sword, a hand pistol, some night vision goggles and one map, claiming he was the one who flushed bin laden out of hiding...
"dad! dad! is that the samurai sword-wielding bin laden hunter?"
"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".
"ya boy, thats him. now don't get to close to the cage.. you don't wanna be pullin back nubbs do ya?".
by Alphadog~ May 28, 2011

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.
Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021

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by ZootedMunchie February 18, 2025

When you vomit out your mouth and ass at the same time, as a result of food poisoning or a night of heavy drinking.
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