Whaling

The act of having sex with a fat girl who's fanny flaps resemble the tail fin of a diving humpback whale.

"I don't understand why the Japanese like whaling so much. Have they got no taste?"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

Whaling

Whaling refers to a sex act that mimics how whales mate. The female is face up, on her back, and many other males (possibly up to 10) will lie next to her and try to reach her genital region with their extremely long male organ. They first one to reach her vagina (i.e. the male with the longest dick) wins the procreation game! Also called “side doggy style” or “96-ing”.

Dude, I had such a wild night whaling last night with that chick and those other dudes. I even won the whaling competition because I had the biggest schlong!

by Mdogg77 January 9, 2021

Blue Whaling

To absorb, accept and consume any and all exterior elements; in the same form as a blue whale feeds by opening its mouth and swimming, capturing any organism that is in its way.

Esteban is blue whaling on girls tonight. (meaning he will pursue, date, sleep with, any female that comes his way.)

by Ahab69 May 12, 2015

13 whaling

an activity in which someone who met a person by getting their number off the sand participates

I'm up in Minocqua, wanna come do some 13 whaling?

by mikethecreep November 8, 2010

Purple Whaling

When a Swedish woman residing in Sweden has so many children, she begins selling them only to keep feeding her big, purple, child.

Karl The XII: Why are your children missing?
Helga: They aren't missing, I'm just purple whaling.

by TheJewWhoGivesChildrenSexTalks September 17, 2014

Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013

Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016