ass whooping

It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.

Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

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whoopieslap

When you fill your butthole with air, slap someone with it and a small poo comes out.

Dude if you don't shut up I'm gonna whoopieslap yo' ass

by ShadowNam January 11, 2011

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App-whoopin

When your phone is smacked out of your hand because you’re in a conversation with someone and still on your phone.

I was talking to grandma while on instagram and got an App-whoopin.

by L1l_N1kk1 July 31, 2019

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Whoopish

see also Whooopish

1. the sound a bullwhip makes when cracked.

2. what happens to a fool-man when he gets out of line.

3. what happens to a naughty person when they request it.

Fool-man: I made such a mess thinking about you last night...
Saria: Whooopish!

Naughty-man: That whip is kinda sexy. Would you like to use it on me?
Saria: Whooopish!

by Saria Sedai June 5, 2004

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A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).

A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

by bmwgnome June 6, 2010