The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.
The act famously performed by Brad Pitt in the fall of 2017, a Missouri Whooping is is when one takes a can of beer, yells their favorite baseball player's name, and throws the against ones enemy's head.
Brad, "So this fella Harvey was gonna pay my wife to be in a movie. Well it turnt out to be one of them films where he gone touched himself around her"
Edward, "So whatchu do about it?"
Brad, "I gave him a Missouri Whoopin' you best believe it, only cost me a natty light tall boy."
Brad, "So this fella Harvey was gonna pay my wife to be in a movie. Well it turnt out to be one of them films where he gone touched himself around her"
Edward, "So whatchu do about it?"
Brad, "I gave him a Missouri Whoopin' you best believe it, only cost me a natty light tall boy."
by daboot013 October 12, 2017
Get the Missouri Whooping mug.It's not beating someone, but it is a form of assault. It's the action of whooping some ass. Whooping can mean hitting, so in simpler terms, hitting ass. But not in a sexual way.
Fred: Yo what's happening behind the school at 3?
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life
Martha: I'm gonna give Michael the ass whooping of his life
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When your phone is smacked out of your hand because you’re in a conversation with someone and still on your phone.
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Get the App-whoopin mug.having sex with a girl doggie style and pretending to cum by spitting on her back. when she turns over bam thats when the magic happens in her eye.
by justin May 26, 2003
Get the whoodini mug.A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).
A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."
(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)
Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).
(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)
Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).
by bmwgnome June 6, 2010
Get the Syllabatic Ass Whooping mug.Jordan came home from school crying, a kid two grades under him gave him a major ass whoopin at recess
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