Whitehouse

A commonly used surname, given to those most likely to be extreme masturbators that will turn their homes into sperm stained homes, bringing the phrase, 'Whitehouse'.

That lad is a definite Whitehouse

by FreakyLikeMeMadcon December 7, 2010

whitehouse.com

a really really hot porn sight

yo i went to whitehouse.com. I had a boner the size of the empire state building

by pervert May 24, 2003

Whitenese

chinese food made for white folks.

any chinese resturant where no chinese people work at. any chinese resturant that has valley parking.

by Nguyen Ngo May 22, 2005

Whitehorse

A northern city in canada.Whitehorse,Yukon,Canada.

the best part of whitehorse is the wall-mart.

by Hymen June 21, 2006

Schrodinger's Whiteness

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.

That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.

by Ill_Will December 4, 2017

takin obama to the whitehouse

takin a dump, poopin, crappin

DAMN, I'm bout to be takin obama to the whitehouse! where's the crapper!?

by wacky D May 7, 2010

Whitehoused

The act of causing one's employer to dump their live-in significant other in order to fornicate with them. Then quitting without notice and never calling again.

Me:"Yo dude why is the manager Jane so pissed off."
Scott: "I tapped that ass last night, and just quit. I whitehoused that bitch!!!"
Me:"Fuck yeah!"

by Popperclops July 9, 2011