White Bread 

Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!

-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year

White Bread by Derek February 8, 2004

Whitebeard 

The baddest mother fucker alive.

Born Edward Newgate, Whitebeard is the captain of the Whitebeard Pirate Crew in the fictional manga "One Piece". Whitebeard is known to be the strongest pirate in the world and is also closer to "One Piece" than any other pirate has come. Whitebeard is also the only pirate who was able to fight at par with the pirate king, Gol D. Roger. Whitebeard is one of the Yonkou, or, one of four pirate lords who rule the second half of the grand line.

Whitebeard also does not allow anyone to harm his crewmates (or sons). Whitebeard's ship is called the Moby Dick, he is 20 feet tall, can start earthquakes, and loves fishmen.

Pirate 1: Lets go capture us some fishmen slaves!
Pirate 2: Are you crazy?! Whitebeard would kill us if we tried that!

Whitebeard: GURA GURA, lets go quake something!!

Whitebeard by Jimbei October 21, 2009

Jamaican White Bread 

Often a term used to describe someone who acts like a black person but is often from a predominantly white country - more specifically the middle class area, the term can also have a meaning to describe someone who is annoying or frustrating to be around and acknowledges this.

Kofi - *does something inherently stupid or annoying*
John "Stop acting like a Jamaican white bread"

Alternatively

Kofi - * Runs up on said person, confronting them in a disorderly manner*
John - "Stop that you Jamaican white bread"

Jamaican White Bread by Kdawg2003 June 24, 2022

white bread sex 

plain, boring, basic sex. probably missionary. awkward and completely lacking any sex appeal, typically silent and zero eye contact.

like vanilla, but worse.

guy 1: cheated on my girl last night, wasn’t even worth it.

guy 2: damn, how bad could it have been?
guy 1: white bread sex.

guy 2: would have been better off busting your own nut :/

white bread sex by aaliyahwitdafattie January 6, 2020

white bread 

One of the worst racial insults ever. Now callin these white boys cracka-ass crackas is one thing, but who got lazy and called them "white bread"?

It's just the race with a food at the end

"Whats up white bread?"
"Not much, black beans"
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"Fuck you, white bread!"
"Fuck you, asian chicken platter!"

white bread by Dr. Ron Octagon, Male Prostitute May 24, 2005

Whiteheadist

A guy who has done everything sexually and enjoys big boobs and a trailer park ass. This person doesn't care how expensive things are when he goes on rampages breaking things. He likes a purple football team because he is gay like Barney. Enjoys throwing up on others peoples "carpets", being tucked into bed by a guy and then waking up naked the next day. Being good at basketball and ping pong he is good with balls of all sizes. Also enjoys sitting in his car that gets shitty gas mileage when his friend is in the "clinic" for an hour and a half.

You know your a Whiteheadist when you have videos of you being high on itunes right above your own homemade porn.

You also know your a Whiteheadist when you can only grow a goatee.

Whiteheadist by Good Driver Discount December 15, 2010

Whitebred

Similar to someone who has been blackbred except where the man is white and the woman is black/hispanic/asian...

You see that interracial couple over there? That black woman appears to have been whitebred by her white boyfriend. Just look at her belly!

Whitebred by sgfun2002 February 28, 2009