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Whiley

pronunciation:
wHY - leE


backround information:
derived from the name of a infamous cat, this word has grown accustom to usage by a large variety of people in Southern Connecticut and the Chariho region of Rhode Island. this word's various meanings originated when a group of pals decided that they needed a new way to make fun of someone. alas, this multipurpose cuss was thrown out of pubescent mouths like there was no tomorrow. just like AIDS in africa, this word has been spread across faster than any other indie swear. the end result was this here urban dictionary definition.


proper noun:
a) the name of the cat owned by the neighbor of an autistic boy, Jacob. the owner of the cat is Little Kyle.


noun:
b) a word used in place of a curse or swear
c) a new nickname for any pet
d) a new nickname for your best friend
e) a great nickname for a retarded person, when you don't want them to know you're making fun of them
f) an insider that no one will ever fully understand


adjective:
g) retarded, special (in a bad way), weird, not cool, embarrassing
h) loud, obnoxious, rude, crude, offensive, stanky
i) just plain stoopid


verb:
j) to fuck, to screw over
k) to be extremely annoying, to be excessively loud
l) to put out, to be a whore, to be easy (as in sexual encounters)
a) Jacob chases Whiley around at the bus stop. It's quite a normal occurrence, actually. What else would you expect from a retarded kid?

b) "whiley! i forgot my car keys... in bed."

c) person 1: "yo dude, whats your orangutans name?"
person 2: "Charles The 3rd, but everyone calls him Whiley!"

d) Em: "Chels, please don't call me stupid. I get really upset when you do."
Chels: "Oh shut up Whiley."

e) person 1: "LOL check out that Whiley licking the window on the short bus!"
person 2: "SHHH man! It might hear us!"

f) "WHHHHHHHHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY"

g) Zack: "Sometimes, I eat peanut butter off my toes."
Kyle: "Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but you're starting to act like that whiley kid from down the street."

h) That bitch was so whiley last night, next time we screw, I'm gonna have to bring a garbage bag.

i) I hate when people are whiley. Stupidity is contagious sometimes. I hope I never catch that STD!

j) dude 1: "YOOOO MAN! Did you and Shaniqua get it on last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah man... except when I woke up, I realized she Whiley'd me over! My car and all my money was gone!"

k) So there's this bitch ass on my bus whose name will remain untold. But basically, she Whiley's all morning on the way to school and makes me want to punch babies.

l) Do you Whiley on the first date?
by desire me x February 25, 2009
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The Whirlygig

When two men put elastic bands around their balls and blend them together in a smoothie maker
"Yo, me and Tony did The whirlygig last night. The Nutshake tasted amazing afterwards!"
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New year whirlybird

Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.

HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
This year ill be doing a New year whirlybird to celebrate
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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whirly splat

An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.

Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident

Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!

That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
by ebuygum April 24, 2009
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whirly pig

Effin' whirly pigs keepin' me up at night.
by Jonathan April 10, 2004
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whirly bird

the manner of spinning around with no idea of what you are doing while trying to give the impression you have complete control of the situation
Look at the Wart spinning around like a whirly bird. He has no idea what he is doing but is acting like he has full control.
by the warty wart March 30, 2015
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Curly whirly

Type of hair style applied buy a toilet.
Don't make me dip yo head in that toilet with all that shit talkin you do . Have yo ass pimpin a curly whirly , Punk!
by Hard to say November 3, 2018
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