wil wheaton

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.

Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

by knivestheshadowentity July 12, 2015

whetta

A Mexican slang term for white girl

Hey whetta sup bebé.

by Pimpdaddyjbk1 April 20, 2018

Whetton

Verb. To 'melt' or 'pussy' out of something, in the unsuccessful hope of sexual conquest.

Guy 1: Is Jack coming to Hardwell tonight?
Guy 2: Nah mate, he's Whettoned out on us!
Guy 1: What a Whetton.
Passer By: SCHWEFFING CHUUUUUUUD

Guy 1: What was Jack up to last night?
Guy 2: Mate, he was Whettoning till the break o' dawn with that slut.
Passr By: CHUDDDING SCHWEEEFF

by VerySeriousDefinitions May 27, 2013

Wheaton's Rule

Don't be a dick.

You just broke Wheaton's rule. You're such a dick.

by lucius153 December 31, 2009

Whetten

A kickass last name.

Pronounced wet-en or wet-tin
English, Scottish, or northern Irish: variant of Whitton

Dear Mrs. Whetten...

by mew22 January 17, 2009

wheaton steamer

When you are wearing a beautiful dress and you are shat on, e.g. through a diaper, despite your best intentions.

OMFG I was just the victim of a wheaton steamer and now I have to walk around in this shit all night!!

by Ellis September 9, 2010

Whitton

A horrible bitchy teacher who teaches you absolutely nothing and fails you.

Mr Devatsis failed me on my essay. What a whitton!

by stalinismyghee June 5, 2019