hanging wheels

Discreetly positioning yourself so just your testicles are hanging out of your pants in an effort to chat up people as long as possible without them noticing.

Man was that chick upset when she noticed that I was "hanging wheels".

by Bulldog aka hot wheels August 10, 2008

Wheels Up!

The phrase that fictional character Aaron Hotchner declares once choosing a case to investigate in the hit CBS show 'Criminal Minds'.

Once stating 'Wheels Up' the team go off to kick un-sub ass! Also, they always win.

'Aaron Hotchner take us back... WHEELS UP!'

by thecriminalprofiler November 6, 2011

Dolphin on Wheels

An old man's penis.

Oh shit. I just saw an old man naked waving his Dolphin on Wheels by an accident.

by antoniopinomino October 15, 2015

Happy Wheels

A game that you can play user submitted games as well as pre made games.

Guy 1: Have you ever played happy wheels?
Guy 2:Yes, I love happy wheels with all the blood and gore and body parts and its also free on totaljerkface.com
Guy 1:...

by gabehare123 April 1, 2015

Pop-Tart Wheels

The inability to pick-up girls. Derivation of "wheels". "Pop-tart" because they're square and they crumble under pressure.

"It's never Brody's night; he has Pop-Tart Wheels"

by JOFB December 13, 2013

Dick on Wheels

A dick, who uses some form of wheeled transportation.

Look at that mall cop on the segway.

What a Dick on Wheels!

by dick-on-wheels April 26, 2009

Training Wheels

(noun): A girl or guy friend who patiently teaches you everything from how to make out to properly pleasuring future sexual partners of the same genders so that you don't embarrass yourself when you score a hot date by being inexperienced.

Steve was so lucky to have Jessica as training wheels, otherwise this new girl would be way out of his league sexually.

by Umbilical May 23, 2014