Fo' Shizzle, My Whizzle

I concur with you wholeheartedly my white-American brother

Hey home slice want to go to the Hockey game tonite.
Fo' Shizzle, My Whizzle.

by Adam Brooks Weathersby January 30, 2009

Wazzle Wand

A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.

Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'

Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."

by IsaacHunt May 3, 2014

wazzle

A wank, to masturbate.

We didn't have sex, so I had a wazzle.

by thebiggestd July 12, 2010

Whizzle

My penis.

Sizzln'my whizzle with my Chickizzle:))

by Doctor Fruitbomb March 11, 2014

Snizzle Wazzle

An attractive phallic object, often used in situations where magic is otherwise involved.

"Oh my, now there's a nice snizzle wazzle."

by quetf November 13, 2006

Wazzled

Pissed, Drunk, monged

'Lets get wazzled'
'I was totally wazzled last night'

by B e z z a July 26, 2006

Whizzler

A strong urge to go pee. Take a whiz.

Holy cow, did Meghan ever have to take a whizzler!

by Kelmille March 25, 2011