that's what the government wants you to think 

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.

Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

that's what the government wants you to think by I is phunny June 16, 2014

what's the goss?

the cooler way to ask "what's up?"
directly translates to "Do you have any gossip?"

"Hey! I haven't seen you in a while! What's the goss?"

what's the goss? by mackieronii November 3, 2019

What's the good word

Meaning what's good or what's up.

Hey man what's the good word?

Oh nothing just chilling.

What's the good word by Sludgeface November 20, 2010

That's what the government want you to think... 

Can be used for the answer to almost anything at all or used if you can't think of an answer.

Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.

Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...

That's what the government want you to think... by rudym335 July 23, 2014

What the God, Oh my Fuck 

An alternative to 'What the Fuck, oh my God', meaning the exact same thing.
Used by people on Acid who think it's hillarious... And it usually is!

1. Used as an alternative, and somewhat lame, alternative to 'What the Fuck'.

What the God, Oh my Fuck by eightball April 23, 2004

What the goodness 

A substitute for the actual swear
"what the f***" But more funnier and not get you into trouble

The guy gets punched in the face and the teacher is there

Guy : WHAT THE GOODNESS???

What the goodness by Uran8 April 16, 2009

what the gosh

A replacement for any other "What the...?" profanity imaginable. Used also as WTG?
Coined by a five year old somewhere in southern CA.

"...And then he was like, 'What the gosh?' because the principal was behind him and it was kinda funny...."

what the gosh by PrettyMissBHP November 29, 2007