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what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)
waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
by logao November 4, 2018
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what the shitting fuck

The term describing somthing so obscene that you need to come up with a even more obscene picture in your mind to make a joke
Friend 1: dude I just got aids
Friend 2: what the shitting fuck
by Bigbean69699 October 22, 2022
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What the shit

Why did he leave me on read what the shit
by Wtsqueen January 28, 2021
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I’m tryna see what that shits like

When you are the person who is trying to see the experience of what something is / or like
Startheprophet - “she bad huh?”
50Kjoyboy - “yea tbh I’m tryna see what that shits like
by 50Kjoyboy March 4, 2024
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what-the-hell-shit

You're a what-the-hell-shit!!!
by relaxedkaomoji January 30, 2024
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what the shits?

What the shits? was that....
by xoxogossipgirl10 November 30, 2016
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