a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)
waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
by logao November 4, 2018

The term describing somthing so obscene that you need to come up with a even more obscene picture in your mind to make a joke
by Bigbean69699 October 22, 2022

What the fuck but better
by Wtsqueen January 28, 2021

by 50Kjoyboy March 4, 2024

What the shits? was that....
by xoxogossipgirl10 November 30, 2016
