Wanksteve

adj. Being of the utmost badassness

n. A person who possesses the qualities of a lion, a bear, and an adventure hero.

But officer, im Wanksteve!

by wanksteve February 4, 2008

wankslut

a poopy person i think

if you hate noodles ur a wankslut

by hetpotet October 4, 2020

Get the whacks

To catch hands, fight, or hit someone. “Whack” is often used as a onomatopoeia when someone is hit by something or someone.

“I gave that bitch the whacks”

“Jason is about to get the whacks if he keeps talkin shit”

by P-Cone November 27, 2019

wankster

Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.

Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.

by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004

Whank

Old variant of word wank, meaning masturbate. Can be a noun or verb: a whank; to whank.

Defined by the Oxford English Dictionary, second edition, 1989:

wank, n. (a.) Also whank.
1. Of a male: (an act of) masturbation. This word and its derivatives are not in polite use. 1951 Dict. Slang (ed. 4) 1220/1 Whank, (male) self-abuse: low: from ca. 1870. Perhaps echoic.

I had a whank earlier; feel more relaxed now.

I was going home to whank, but was distracted by the house that was on fire, and the escaping giraffes.

by josifer May 29, 2010

wanksta

A fake Gangsta, A person (any color, race,ethnicity) that acts and looks like a thug but have done nothing thats "Gangsta" such as shooting someone, robbing, and mobbing people ect..., all wanksta's do is talk shit

90% of all Americans are wanksta's

by AC December 23, 2003

wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.

Crash is a wankshaft.

by JJ January 30, 2004