whiffet

huffing an onion to induce tears

I had such a rough day but just couldn't cry, so I had to do a whiffet to get the tears out!

by trashpanda73 July 31, 2023

Willy Whiffer

either
{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.

or

{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.

Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"

Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"

by Peregrinius V January 23, 2011

big whiffer

Someone who enjoys smelling other people's aromas.

"Yeah, my man's tony? He's a big whiffer, always trying to smell other people's stuff."

by bigjumbo23 December 23, 2020

Pussy whiffed

The state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.

You: "I can't eat another Hooter's wing. We need to get to our seats. It's game 7!"

Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."

by HaentPaul November 23, 2009

Waffeler

some one who steals waffles

" I AM! THE WAFFELER"
" DAMN THAT WAFFELER DID IT AGAIN! stole my damn waffles "

by Alison cloud October 16, 2008

Whiffer

1. The attempt to emit digestive gases from the anus, when such emission were attempted to be both covert, and were discovered only because of their faint "whiff"-like sound or because of the traditional stink of flatulence (Noun - Canadian English).

2. A Canadian toot, somewhat muffled by ski pants.

3. A hot, gross, and possibly wet fart (in Canada, usually common in the Ontario Province)

Note: Whiffer is an onomatopoeia - created from the sound that forms the first part of the word, either by one's mouth or by their anus

Cheryl's nose tweaked and brow furled in disbelief as Fred whiffered in public.

Terrance and Phillip are much to brash to whiffer.

by HeathRA January 5, 2018

waffer

bad, poor, sub-standard

That band was complete waffer.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003