Bed-wetter

A person who must get the advice of someone else to make a decision when the choice is obvious. Usually lives in Mom's basement.

Manny could have had sex with a totally hot chick tonight, but instead went home to play X-Box online, what a bed-wetter.

by The Oracle- Why wouldn't ya May 22, 2010

Chinesse bed wetter

While doing a chinesse women, force her into an orgasm so large that a dragon releases from her vagina. While it seems dangerous, the dragon only wants to make the couple green tea.

"It's a Chinesse bed wetter"
"I like my tea with lemon"

by steelsammy1 January 11, 2010

whistle-wetter

noun: someone who licks their lips a lot.

example: LL Cool J

Sentance: "That nigga a whistle-wetter."

by azealiabanks November 29, 2013

Wisconsin Whistle Wetter

When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.

by Grizzlymint October 22, 2012

Wetter Than A Lake

Your girl when she saw Johnny Depp

Damn she wetter than a lake!

by Ihavewaplmao May 7, 2021

Wetter than a beaver's hat

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly

you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

by The Devil Put Aside For You May 12, 2021