wotless

To perform an act of sheer stupidity to entertain and enlighten one's inner self, or that of a voyeur to the act.

Pouring a bottle of carlsberg over your head, when nobody is consciously watching you, purely for your own entertainment is truly wotless.

10 lads launching themselves off a stage and into a wall at speeds in excess of 8 mph, landing in a heap on the floor, to their own delight is also truly wotless.

by The Bailiff and Bushtucker November 28, 2005

witlessism

witlessism (wit less iz em) NOUN. A failed attempt to sound wise or clever.

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004

Are good examples of witlessisms.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

Witless Protection Program

Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.

Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?

Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.

Molly- How would you know?

Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!

Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?

Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.

(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).

Molly- You are going to need this number.

Conrad- Who's this?

Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

wutlessness

(Barbados) The noun derived from wutless, wutlessness refers to all that is slack, worthless and excessively overdone or wasteful.

A lot of wutlessness happens in that house.
This big plate of food is a lot of wutlessness.

by Kelisha February 17, 2008

Jehovah Witless

Selectively telling people you've converted right around Christmas so you receive lots of presents but don't give any

Dan tried to pull a Jehovah Witless on everybody so his present from me is gonna be a log of shit in a box

by PapaNickDawg March 24, 2011

wetness

Another name for a female's vagina or pussy.

Man, that sex was whacked--when my length entered her wetness--wooee!

by Sean May 8, 2004

bruce wetness

it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.

"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"

by jerry james June 25, 2007