wenus

acronym for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System, as seen in the show FRIENDS. Do not be confused with the post that says it is Statistics instead of System, because it is definitely SYSTEM.

I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.

wenus by FRIENDSlover July 28, 2009

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Wernig

1. A term used to describe someone who has disappeared for a long amount of time.

2. Slang for Cowboy.

"Where did Jimmy go? I haven't seen him in hours."
"I don't know. Jimmy's such a Wernig."

"He rode up to school listening to Toby Keith."
"All he needs is boots and a cowboy hat and he'd be a total Wernig."

Wernig by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009

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wenus

stands for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System.
it is what chandler bing used to stay up worrying about

chandler: i'm looking at the wenus and im not happy!
secretary nicolle henrion: i'm so sorry sir...
chandler: its too late for sorry you're fired
unemployed nicolle henrion: i should have listened to adam...

wenus by booya_nicolle September 29, 2011

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weenus-pimp

one who has a fetish with touching others elbow skin, but won't let others touch their elbow skin(weenus).

Jill went around grabbing everybody's weeni, but when they tried to grab her weenus she'd say "NO!, i'm a weenus-pimp and no one can touch my weenus but me."

weenus-pimp by Jessica James July 4, 2006