weenis

A weenis is a term used to to describe a person whose personality is similar to that of a penis. Common traits of a weenis include nasal voice, interest in dorky phenomena, social awkwardness, and low levels of confidence.

Ryan Accetta always talks about how we should be 'drinking beer' in order to sound cool, but he's a huge dork who never actually drinks and has a dumb girlfriend. What a weenis!

by Mr. Weenis December 9, 2008

weenis

a long, stringy penis.

I snuck up behind her and sprayed her with my weenis.

by mike "McShed" gould September 17, 2003

weenis

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Weenis... what is that?

by Sarah September 18, 2003

weenis

means the same thing as "wankis" "dumbass" or "jankus". it's an endearing (Spell?) name to call a friend that does what he's told.

"hey weenis! get me a beer!"

"shut-up weenis"

"where was weenis today, he's usually got nothing better to do than hang out with us ass holes."
etc....etc..etc...

by alpha male with tits November 24, 2003

weenis

a person who is obsessed with someone or something.

Nick Hiene is a serious video game weenis.

by dudeman October 23, 2003

weenis

The coolest word, meaning more than one thing, you can use and not get in trouble!

Kiss my weenis!
Weenis job!
My weenis is very hard! Now it is soft!

by Mike B October 10, 2003

weenis

combination of the words penis and weiner.

shut the fack up and suck my weenis ho.

by Franky86 April 8, 2008