webvulsion

webvulsion is a visceral and immediate, gut level, negative reaction to something or someone one sees on the web.

I almost threw up when I saw that youtube skateboarder's nutsack split open on the grinding rail, it was a total webvulsion dude!

I am having a severe webvulsion to that dude on eharmony.com!

by scribblerjeff December 31, 2011

Webquest

When a teacher is to lazy to teach, so they give them a long ass worksheet and a bunch of links.

Kid: Hey teacher, what are we gonna do today? Teacher: Well, I'm too hungover to teach, so ill just make you look up everything on the internet instead. Kid: Dammit,not another Webquest!

by ViVifan102 February 22, 2018

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i give up.
one more word before the chain ends...

AMOGUS WILL NEVER DIE. YOU WILL NEVER STOP THE AMOGUS. THE IMPOSTER WILL ALWAYS BE SUS AND SO WILL RED. THE END. I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS LONG CHAIN.

webusdrgumsudiofmcaosisussybakaefuvjkdhgvia727wysimefcdjhfkvaheirgvjskdhfwvhirvwekjhmogusdripvskjd
the end.

this chain has already ended, why are you scrolling down?

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i slept on the keyboard, sorry i was tired.

jk this chain hasn't ended yet.
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by AshtyBoi September 8, 2021

webflipping

Webflipping: The practice of going through your bookmarks of weblogs, online comics, news sites, discussion groups, or other intermittently updated sites, not finding anything new or particularly interesting, then starting over at the top because, hey, maybe something updated while you were going through the other ones. Analagous to "channel flipping. (created by Lore Sjoberg)

I had nothing to do yesterday, so I spent 4 hours webflipping between Fark, The Onion, and Penny Arcade.

by T January 19, 2005

Webflex

A webflex (noun), is also known cyber reflex. It is the website(s) that you turn to as soon as your internet browser is open...or sites you visit often without thinking or much intention.

I am always on facebook, it is my webflex. That and gmail.

by tnicoco February 26, 2011

Webfetish

A fetish for webbed feet.

Steve secretly has a webfetish. He likes midgets with webbed feet.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

welfublican

This combination of the words "welfare" and "republican" describes certain groups of people who are vocal and demonstrative of their conservative pride while being the beneficiary of government money or services. These people include but are not limited to; retired tea party backers, government subsidized farmers, and any Republican that is an Alaska resident.

"Government keep your hands off my Medicare!"

"Congress has so much pork in the spending bill we might not get the new (insert thing here) that representative (insert local reps name here) promised during his campaign."

"I believe in the free market; where is my state check?"

A welfublican also will use the terms Marxism, fascism, socialism… etc - to describe anything regarding the government and regulations.

"Barak Obama wanting the government to inspect all the food coming into port shows he is a Marxist Hitler socialist terrorist!"

by Nononsense1973 June 16, 2010