Go Wear A Hat

Means go to hell or fuck you

“Did you just call me ugly? Go wear a hat bitch”

by Coleshot January 24, 2020

Guys who wear hats back here

A monster energy fan

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy

by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day

"Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day is a holiday on December 17th where everyone named Scott must wear a hat.

dude named Brian: Dude why are you wearing that hat
dude named Scott: Because it's "Why Is Scott Wearing That Hat" day
dude named Brian: Oh ok

by tim,, November 24, 2021

Wearing hats with haircut

Basically if you wear a hat after you get a haircut you get 0 bitches and you fat and ugly.

Wearing hats with haircut .Smithy wor his hat that can only mean his haircut got fucked.

by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

Wear it as a hat

When a male pulls his scrotum up and over the head of his penis prior to becoming erect and displays the act to his sexual partner and shouts, “wear it as a hat”! The male then proceeds to become erect and have coitus.

Wear it as a hat- What are you doing with your penis? *proceeds to pull scrotum over head of penis* Wearing it as a hat of course!”

by Cletus42 August 3, 2020

That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025