wazzed

Pissed, drunk, High, Completely off your head, crazy,dizzy

I got wazzed sniffing charlie off a pair of knockers

by bignutzac May 23, 2011

Wazzed

To get screwed over by a slightly slimy cunt.

He stole that girl from Chucka, Chucka got wazzed.

Tottenham lost to Newcastle today, Newcastle wazzed them.

This girl was well into my friend until that right like wazz came along and wazzed him out of her.

Craig was going to score tonight until his brother's mate wazzed him.

by Peartree November 10, 2013

Wazeer

Wazeer Is A Handsome Guy Who All Girls Catch A feeling For and A Sexyy Man WHo dresses Amazingly WIth Style And Who Plays Soccer A Man With Confidence And A Very Funny Personality And Such A Nice Person Anyone Has Every Met!! Every Man WIsh He Was the One And Only Wazeer IN This World.

Girl:I Want To Mary Twink
Other Girl: Oh Well I Want Wazeer

by Wazeer November 23, 2010

wizzer

what Pandora from skins says.

"Yeah..wizzer."

by Katrina Emily Seraphim April 6, 2009

take a wazzard

To take a piss.

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."

by H8TECH December 23, 2009

wuzzer

(pernounced "woozer")
Adjective: someone who states or acts the obvious or annoyance.
Noun: a dumbass.

"That's a wuzzer statement."
"Stop being a wuzzer."

by gonzorr July 16, 2008

wazzerk

A wazzerk is a colloquial term used in Lancashire for a sheep's head. Sheep are considered to be quite stupid as they are known to follow blindly the sheep in front of it. Therefore someone who is acting like a brainless idiot or a pillock could be called a wazzerk in Lancashire. Alternative spelling is wazzock. In 1981 Tony Capstick released a humorous single called 'Capstick Comes Home' where we here the word wazzerk being used.

Don't be so stupid you parrot-faced spawny eyed wazzerk.

Stop acting like a wazzerk.

by Bolton Cowboy November 6, 2015