Wazzard

When a old/middle aged divorced man tells you to talk later, which makes you agro.

I needed to talk to my Dad about college, but I got wazzard instead :(

by TheBigW September 01, 2018

take a wazzard

To take a piss.

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."

by H8TECH December 23, 2009