Wazzard

When a old/middle aged divorced man tells you to talk later, which makes you agro.

I needed to talk to my Dad about college, but I got wazzard instead :(

Wazzard by TheBigW September 1, 2018

take a wazzard

To take a piss.

"Dude, pull over at the next store. I really gotta take a wazzard."

take a wazzard by H8TECH December 23, 2009

your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

your a wizzard hary, im a what

your a wizzard hary by notsouratall June 2, 2020

wazzark 

Derogatory term for a total idiot or imbecile. Of Northern English origin.

George Bush? Total wazzark if you ask me...

wazzark by Pastor Kidneys January 8, 2008

Fat Wizzard 

The slang term describing one whom is liked by his peers, friends, as well as school teachers and parents. The word is often times applied to those who have just engaged in a certain sexual or associative activity with females.

John, you fat wizzard you, last night's circle rim was fantastic!

I know, i can't wait for next week's awful waffle!

Fat Wizzard by Rimming roms September 29, 2010

wizzards sleeve 

the look of a "well used" "hanging" "loose" vagina

"i tell u when she bent over her bever hung like a wizzards sleeve"

wizzards sleeve by daniel kemp December 7, 2006

Wizzard 

A special blend of the cannabis plant, the two strands used to make Wizzard are Creeper mids, and Fire mids. The creeper and fire strand is indigenous to the Pittsburgh suburbs. Wizzard was crafted by a young botanist who is also working on a special blend that will remain unnamed. Yo itz dat Wizzard.

Person A: this is some good weed must be dat creeper.

Person B: Nahh cuz its dat creeper wit da fire.

Person A: O snap im smokin dat Wizzard.

Wizzard by The Botanist December 15, 2008