Walmer

The last name of a fucking legend.

I met walmer last night.. what a legend!

by Yours truly a Legend April 5, 2020

pasty warmer

a low performance inefficient automobile, the engine of which can only be used economically to gently heat local delacassies.
orig. Peel, Isle of Man

*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*

P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...

Air-Bear's 2CV..which he sunk =)...

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds November 9, 2004

Moscow Hand Warmer

When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.

Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.

by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009

country hand warmer

masturbation, sturbing, jerkin it, whackin it, strokin it, pumping the super soaker, chokin the chicken, spankin the monkey

Guy 1: Damn my hands are freezing!

Guy2: Dude, just go with a country hand warmer. It works everytime

by ChokeyChicken March 29, 2010

Wammer

A wet and messy (WAM) fetishist. Also known as a splosher, wammers engage in messy play, which could include pies, slime, cake batter, or mud.

My boyfriend is a wammer; he wants me to pie him in the face tonight.

by PieMyFace November 17, 2018

pit warmers

Breasts that are so large or droopy that when a woman lies on her back, the hang into her armpits. See also: Pit Hangers.

That jogger should tuck those pit warmers into her pants before someone gets hurt.

by serialkitten February 4, 2004

poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

by Doggie walker May 13, 2021