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water we dune hair

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Phrase of exasperation popularized by former UFC fighter, podcast host, and comedian Brendan Schaub roughly translating to "what are we doing here?". Used to denote confusion over a situation or person's actions.
"I can't believe that they'd spend so much energy on that. Water we dune hair?"
by gumpynator October 17, 2021
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wrench water

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Water that's so cold that it tightens your nuts.
Why is the Balboa Bay always wrench water? I jumped in and my balls had to retreat.
by thejocularbekowsky875 July 24, 2014
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Council Of Water-sheep

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A council consisting of three Minecraft sheep that praise the almighty Water-sheep whom was taken from the world by the Leader of the 9 year old army!

The three sheep must reside in a well inside a church for the guidance to direct you in the right place.
"i shall go to the council of water-sheep to seek guidance"
by Ppsdickdestroyer August 14, 2019
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water nigga

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Someone who drinks a lot of water and always keeps hydrated. As their name indicates, a water nigga's drink of choice is pure, clean, water, and they hold special disdain for carbonated drinks: those who drink large quantities of soda are dubbed "soda niggas" and shunned.

A water nigga can be identified by the water bottles they carry around.

Benefits of being a water nigga include improved concentration, greater stamina, and generally improved health.
- Did you see Joe over there, carrying that big 5 gallon jug of water?
- Yeah, he's a total water nigga. When he goes to pee he doesn't even need to flush because his piss is so clear from all the water he drinks.
by bonespook April 17, 2019
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Water bottle rape

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When someone flips a water bottle and another person swats it away.
1: I'm flipping this water bottle!
1: *flips water bottle*
2: *swats water bottle from air*
1: Did you just commit water bottle rape!?
2: Yes. Yes I did.
by PersonSomewhere. December 23, 2016
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Canal Water

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When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015
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The water you drink when you wake up in the middle of the night that tastes like it came from a mountain spring blessed by God himself.
“Dude, that night water really hits different when you’re thirsty at 2am.”
by guitarsandroses November 9, 2019
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