Southern Waterslide

When you rub lard on your bare ass, tie yourself to a pickup truck with a long rope, and have a friend drive you down the streets of Myrtle Beach

Ron: “Do anyhing fun this summer?”

Bill: “Just a Southern waterslide”

by Papi Snaz July 9, 2018

World of Warshits

When your team on world of warships is so dog-water that you have to rage-quit

Player 1: *plays a captain, does an extremely shit job at it, and costs the team to lose
Player 2: Fuck World of Warships, World of Warships, more like World of Warshits

by iMmA_rAgE_qUiT7727 June 13, 2021

Ukrainian Waterslide

When you spank off in a chic's ass crack. Once her shitter is full of your baby batter, one gets a running start and jumps on her legs, with a raging boner. Your meat missle misses going in her asshole and pushes your cum up onto her back as you slide forward leaving her back in a frothy whitewater mess.

Megan said she wanted something different Not wanted to take Megan's anal virginity, Hal gave Megan a Ukrainian Waterslide. Hal slid off and hit the coffee table. The next day he was in a neck brace.

by RoawdyC June 3, 2016

The Alabama Waterslide

The act of defecating while balls deep inside your cousin on top of a playground slide before pulling out and using the feces and cum to propel your lover to the bottom.

Me and Mayeller done did the Alabama Waterslide last fortnight.

by GayFuckhead June 18, 2018

Watership Down

A book about rabbits, written by Richard Adams in 1972. Your teachers will tell you that there is an underlying theme concerning the continuous struggle between tyranny and freedom, but no, it's really just about rabbits.

What book are you reading?
Watership Down.
Oh yeah, I read that. The moral of the story is that rabbits like carrots.

by OmicronPersei8 February 11, 2009

Waterskiing

When a couple is going through a large crowd. They won't let go of each others hand for THIRTY FRICKIN SECONDS, so this results in an awkward crowd-parting in which the guy is dragged behind the girl or vice versa.

Did you see Zach and Jillian? They won't break contact so theyre awkwardly waterskiing.

by efvaebaegfbgahdbgrhytgdfbnhtg November 5, 2011

Waterskiing

Slang: (Aust.)
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.

Aussie 1: "Jeez mate, you look rough. Hard night?"
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."

by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008