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Wasteman

He’s the guy that expects the world but gives zero back.
He wants for nothing unless you’re paying.
He’s out for a deal wherever he can find one.

He’ll stay at with you and your gf but ignore your gf.
He’s tardy with time and expects you to drop plans with your gf to watch him try on suits.

He’ll speak to you once a year (when he wants you get get him something) and make you best man.
Perry is a complete wasteman
by Badbitch4 June 11, 2019
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Wasteman

A term often used to describe someone who has: no social life, no job or career prospects, very few friends and doesn't care about their personal appearance.

A Wasteman will often spend most of their time at home watching TV and is very often seen out of the confines of his or hers own home. On the rare occasion they are seen out, it will probably be to buy alcohol or drugs.
Person 1: have you seen Dave lately?

Person 2: nah fam he's always at home smoking pot, he doesn't even have a fuckin job!

Person 1: what a Wasteman!
by Chine September 9, 2016
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wasteman

nigga #1: oi blud i slept with ur girl last night

nigga#2: your such a blick wasteman bruv

nigga#3: i like cock

*akward silence*
by billybob316 October 18, 2008
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Wasteman

Huma is a fucking wasteman. Mic drop.
by Wastemen(minusMCShrek) March 3, 2019
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wasteman

when people generally do nothing with their lives, or waste opportunities, get drunk, miss lectures and sit in a bar getting drunk..the word can be futhered by adding a verb to the beggining of it
e.g

u incompetent wasteman

u pussy raping wasteman!
by adi solanki March 17, 2008
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wasteman

Older men who do nothing with their lives. Also known as a waste of space; or wastefran.
A lazy wasteman; someone who had potential to hold a white collared title, but prefers to live like a slum.
by travestyfund December 1, 2013
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Wasteman

roadman term used to insult someone being an idiot or somebody who is acting foolishly or being annoying.
Ay what the fuck are you doing you wasteman? are you fucking tapped or something?
by Shitkitmaker47 May 19, 2023
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