hood wash

Slang for a sloppy blow job.

"Hey Randon you should take Catie out tonight, she gives a great hood wash."

by K TOSS June 28, 2008

Wisconsin Wash Cloth

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.

The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down

by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019

High Speed White Wash

A group of men in a panel van who ejaculate on a unsuspecting bystander. Similar to a drive but with cum.

Grab the boys, we’re pulling a High Speed White Wash

by BigLeatherDaddy May 26, 2023

Wash MO

Washington, Missouri
Famous for the corn cob pipe.

Let's go cruise 5th Street here in Wash MO...there's nothing else to do.

by scoobydoo347 May 13, 2005

Gentleman's Wash

To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.

Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash

by tropical July 16, 2008

bing bing wahoo!

A shortening for the noises Mario makes when pulling off certain moves, commonly noises from Super Mario 64.

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2's switch: Bing Bing Wahoo!
Guy 2: Playin Mario

by Cheese Pretzels May 29, 2018

redneck power wash

the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.

you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean

by Andy Banas July 20, 2008