Washboard Chub

A type of boner you get from driving down rough, unpaved roads, where the vibration of the vehicle causes you to get hard without anything sexy happening.

"Are we almost to the gun range?!"

"I hope so man, i gots MAD washboard chubbery going on right now, no homo..."

by Godberd November 19, 2019

Wooster Washboard

Actually, it is not necessary to "snot rocket" down the washboardee's throat, but rather they may clean out the washboarder's nostrils with their tongue. This alternate strategy is also deemed a washboard.

Dude, I can totally breathe better now that Erika gave me that Wooster Washboard.

by DeQwan Jackson September 7, 2006

Angry Washboard

While the man goes down on an angry woman and she grabs both of his ears and rub his face against her vagina like clothes on a washboard.

My girlfriend must be mad at me because after I gave her an angry dragon, she bloodied my lip with the angry washboard.

by Saidwoohoo April 23, 2015

Washboarding

A type of sex act where one person rubs their genitals or has them rubbed by another person's torso (flat chest, six pack etc).

My GF got jealous when she saw some big-titted TV announcer last night, so I suggested she try washboarding me to see tits ain't necessary.

by NeppestNep November 23, 2023

two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018