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traffic wardon

A male or female who has not been getting any recently and so feels the need to patrol the streets giving more fortunate people fines for parking their car in places that they shouldn't. Traffic wardons also do many other tasks which are important to maintaining the number of pissed off car owners.
"That traffic wardon is a cunt!"
by Kate June 11, 2003
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wardophile

The act of loving/have loved/will love, one old obese Caucasian gentlemen who goes by the alias, Ward. In the summer of 2005 it was suggested that he had adopted paedophile tendencies and was attempting to lure a particular individual into his grasp. She was reluctant at first but finally caved into his seductive demands. They now live happily with their 7 children in Vancouver.
"My God, she is such a wardophile, she hasn't stopped drooling ever since he got here"
by iqblok November 22, 2006
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Wardope

Wardope: Military issued psychotropics or pain meds handed out in buckets to war weary troops in order to keep them from going fucking insane.
Hey shithead you gonna share your wardope?
by TheS4rge January 21, 2011
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wardog

A sexy bitch who everybody in the world loves! Is the fucking leetest pure in runescape. HE TOTATTLY PWNS ALL OTHERS!@!@!
...see pedofile
Did u just fucking see wardog own p0ke n die2 and purple 0wnz! OMFG HE RAPED MY CHILD -P0ke's mom
by X squeezy X March 10, 2008
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wandom

noun: a cat that is completely random. Uno-boned.
verb: the art of being random.
My cat is wandom. He is also the sweetest baby in the world.
by The Anti-Wandom April 24, 2005
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wardsome

its a combination of being wardy and awesome.
You know you are really cool when someone says you are wardsome
"Wow, your car is so tough, when you drive it you look totally wardsome"
by dori_girl October 13, 2009
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wandomer

by Coolsimanious16 July 14, 2017
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