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A wide-based way of saying "the person whom this message is directed at is the son of a motherless goat-whore, bred by a small family of black jews who are half-retarded, resulting in the fully retarded offspring at whom this is directed. also, fuck cripples"
"Mod Warning: Please keep sexual and racial slurs out of chat"
by Nignoggin January 22, 2009
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jake wazz waring

A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.
by hornets 4 lyf January 13, 2013
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global warming

when fossil fuels are burned from cars and other gas using vehicles. Since carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas it causes heat by it sucks infrared radiation that causes heat and makes it so it is hard for the sun rays to escape.
Dude all this global warming is going to make polar bears extinct.
by A1YDZ January 17, 2008
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Global warming scoffers

A small group of people who say that there is no global warming.Which is similar to when in history the news came out that there smoking causes cancer and there was a small group of people who said it didn't and who were supported by the cigarette companies.
The world has a choice it can believe the scientific communityand work to stop it or those global warming scoffers till it's too late.
Global warming scoffers are crackpots.
by Deep blue 2012 February 14, 2010
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Global warming crisis

a crisis that is unique in human history where the climate is warming because of human activity. which may affect the ability to grow food and cause global starvation, mass extinction, rise of sea level, and perhaps a new ice age due to the shuting down of the thermohalene ocean current.
by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009
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global warming

Noun. The heating of the Earth's temperature as a result of abundant greenhouse gases from mankind. Although global warming is the consensus of the world's scientists, just like plate tectonics, evolution, or gravity, there are skeptics who tend to think other wise. Even if you don't think it exists, it is still no reason not to live a sustainable (or "green", whatever) lifestyle. That's what we call a win-win situation. However, the people that don't think it exists are basically looking for a reason to justify their fear of getting rid of their material possessions they hold so dearly; be it a car, hamburger (large carbon footprint), air conditioner, etc.
The people against the conservation of our earth are the reasons global warming exists. Don't be another coward unwilling to make a change. Do yourself, others, and the planet a favor by researching sustainable alternatives to lower your carbon emissions and contribute in the preservation of the world. Caring about something other than yourself doesn't make you a hippie, it makes you a human being.
by Mutual Respect October 26, 2009
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global warming

A potentially fatal action by humanit, which has been linked to increased drought in many regions already, particularly in Africa, where it is believed to have worsened political conditions.

Don't believe me?
www.usatoday.com/news/nation/ 2003-01-30-drought-usat_x.htm
(Get rid of the space to access. It wouldn't let me post like this)

www.nrdc.org/globalWarming/fcons.asp

An enormous number of scientific foundations have released warnings that Global Warming could drastically alter climatic patterns, threatening the orientation of current farmland, cities, and populations. Increased CO2 concentrations in the atmosphere have also been linked to lower nutritional content in various food, off setting the theoretical "bounty harvests" various politicians have theorized to be produced in the future.

Still don't believe me?
www.alternet.org/envirohealth/23686/

Global Warming may have natural causes as well as human related ones, however there is disagreement on the degree and even existance of the natural causes in the scientific community. Human activities, however, are undoubtedly related to it, according to nearly every scientific study.

Unfortunately, there is still widespread misunderstanding of the nature and severity of Global Warming among the populace, blatantly derived from the unduely skeptical and irrationally hesitant media coverage. For instance, only 35% of mainstream media articles accurately reflected the scientific "debate", that there are definately anthropological causes and possibly natural ones, a stark contrast to accepted scientific theory.

Source:
www.fair.org/index.php?page=1978
Global Warming is real, and will have serious and grave consequences for the whole of humanity.
by some one with evidence December 10, 2008
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