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Wankatorium

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An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !
65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!
by Lewcou September 2, 2018
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wankatron

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that guy tommy is a real wankatron
by tobeus August 29, 2003
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wankademic

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A name used to identify a member of the academic community whose sole existence is driven not by enlightening humanity, but instead by making themselves look better through the crafting of convenient theories and nice-sounding models. In other words, academic masturbation.
"You read that article by Dervin? Yeah, she's a real wankademic."
by gaberdine January 31, 2005
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Wankasaurus

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An entity with a slight resemblance to a ghost. Appears to be in the act of "wanking". Having only one arm, it's known to make the brave giggle and the weak cower in fear.
Dude, last night when I was walking home, I swear I saw a wankasaurus hiding in the woods! I was terrified!
by ThatGuyWho... September 25, 2010
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wankalaump

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A extremely ratchet, bigheaded, know everything person or creation.
Lucy is such a wankalaump.
by sexie_swagg June 29, 2014
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A short period of wandering bush life engaged in by an Australian aborigine as an occasional interruption of regular work...but with more jerking and less bush.
John was determined to go on wankabout but he was a cripple and his gear no longer worked, rendering the trip absolutely meaningless. The tour company paid for his return trip to Sydney
by HamboneFakenamington11 November 7, 2023
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spanky wanka

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A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)
Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka
by bigmike510 December 20, 2014
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