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cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets
Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020
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wanya

Gorgeous, wanya is the most beautiful person you will ever see. He is a ladies man and all the women love him. He. Can get any women he wants
That wanya guy is awesome
by Cool jjkk March 15, 2017
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Wanye

A Generally good looking dude with hella clout and is a loyal friend if you give him food
Wanye (Wan Yay)
by Dankness Arrives May 14, 2019
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wannygoat

1: Someone who cries or whines like a little bitch.

2: A person who acts like a scared little pussy who's afraid to do anything.
1.
Joe: (crying because his girlfriend just broke up with him)
Jack: Hey man, stop crying like a little wannygoat over some female.

2.
Joe: I don't wanna get in your car, you drive too fast.
Jack: Man, stop acting like a little wannygoat and get your ass in here.
by superchode June 1, 2011
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Wanyu

by wanyu smexy August 12, 2021
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chokey wanky

When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky
Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.
by ALEXOUS1 June 10, 2018
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WAPY

adj. An acronym for Whack Ass Person(people) Yo. Usually describes a situation, person, or an event.

WAPY was created in the era when people used acronyms to describe their current state since they were to lazy to type out the whole expression. Example: HMU SMH WTF LOL LMAO
I went to hang out at the park, but the police decided to kick me out for loitering. WAPY
by G-DINO January 23, 2010
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