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browser wanking

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A web design term that refers to the act of repeatedly resizing ones browser to observe a website's design responding to changes in browser dimension; e.g. emulating the experience of viewing the site on a mobile browser. May produce feelings of pleasure and/or guilt.
You should try browser wanking on Urban Dictionary. Very responsive.
by Little Sammy B September 19, 2014
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wanksplash

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stray ejaculate. normally found on carpets, curtains and other home furnishings. particulary harmful to eyes. can cause irritation and/or pregnancy.
missing your partner'(s) face with a load causing wanksplash stains on the pillow.
by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007
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wanksmith

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Noun (derog.): 1. One who wanks to a degree that it could be considered a technical art.
I caught Jimmy Ipswitch in the toilet again. Guy's such a wanksmith.
by Hans Vroken March 16, 2007
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Utter Wankspangle.

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A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.
Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.
by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016
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wanking ears

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'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.
<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me
by Strach May 16, 2006
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Pentatonic Wanking

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Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS
One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping
by Knibnobber February 10, 2015
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Wanksman

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Like a Banksman but for conducting difficult and potentially dangerous wanking rather than manoeuvering a large vehicle.
David Carradine/ Michael Hutchence would still be alive today if they had employed the services of a qualified wanksman.
by Nibb June 5, 2009
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