A web design term that refers to the act of repeatedly resizing ones browser to observe a website's design responding to changes in browser dimension; e.g. emulating the experience of viewing the site on a mobile browser. May produce feelings of pleasure and/or guilt.
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Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.
Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.
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