wankie

a penis. Used by people like me.

He pulled out his wankie.

by Bunnyfoofoo November 8, 2006

wankis

Someone that wanks it chronically or uncontrollably.

1. My friend Jared is a wankis because he's always playing with his cock and balls.

2. Dude we found so much porn on Besler's computer, he's such a wankis.

3. FUCK YOU WANKIS!

by Ian Kellar March 28, 2005

Wankest

Being more 'wank' than a 'wanker'

That has to be one of the wankest pieces of shit, I've ever saw.

by the anunciator December 10, 2003

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankiest

Of the poorest quality, of the lowest standard, the worst.

It was wankiest film I've seen all year and to think I wasted $5 on a ticket and 3 hours of my life.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

Walkies

Consuming beer while walking to the bar, walking home from a party, or walking towards the stadium entrance.

We heading in for kickoff soon?" "Yeah, let's finish these, then grab walkies for the trip.

by jimmy865 November 1, 2010

Wankess

The female version of a wanker

I can't believe how much of a prick that girl is, she's such a wankess

by Merryman69 May 16, 2011