Wangling

When the penis moves about freely.

I was trying to suck his dick, but it kept wangling on me.

by zuzuchangling January 3, 2015

wangalang

idiot, stupid, dipshit, queerwig etc.

Matt you wangalang! You scratched my anchor!

by wraith August 30, 2004

wangslanging

Wangslanging has many arts:
1) The act of distributing ones downtown bonanza evenly over many portly women in a drunken stuper.
2) Getting beligerantly drunk and breaking out ridiculous average white man dance moves.
3) Chain smoking and telling blatent lies to women who are obviously way out of your league to help further the effort moistening ones weener.

I was totally wangslanging last night hence that morbidly fat mammoth in my bed.

by James Hollenkamp February 11, 2006

wangdangler

A nudist beachgoer on a normally non-nudist resort beach.

That wangdangler almost gave my 7 yeard old daughter a heart attack

by kelrock December 25, 2005

Wang Lang

Wang Lang, courtesy name Jingxing, was a politician and minor warlord who lived in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. He became a politician in the state of Cao Wei during the Three Kingdoms period after the fall of the Han Dynasty.
But his first name is Lang and his last name is wang, which sounds like a long penis....

That guy has a wang lang.

by Jeremy Zhang October 15, 2014

wangangle

to wangle your gangle.
to flop your dick.
wa-ang-jangle

John loved wangangle with the boys.

by 😩😩cat puke March 27, 2021

Wangbanged

Getting scammed by a foreign stock.

Steps for Wangbanged:
Step 1: SPAC Meme Stonk.

Step 2: Me put head in sand.

Step 3: Let son talk vague.

Step 4: Son excuse because son different company.

Step 5: Too many steps, me in sand.

Step 6: Sell stonk when rule on paper let me.

Why make company when scam do trick?

by johnymcjohnson April 18, 2022