wand vomit

that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement

My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest

by MMWC August 1, 2013

Wand-waving

When a guy waves his penis around trying to get his partner to either have sex with him or suck it.

My boyfriend was wand-waving at my apartment last night. He REALLY wants to get me pregnant.

by ARJM13 July 31, 2016

wand-waver

a sexual exhibitionist, especially a male

Ever since that wand-waver came back things have gotten hectic.

by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2009

wand rape

what Gandalf was charged for when he assaulted Bilbo Baggins and Newt Gingrich.

"i hearby sentence you, Gandalf, to 22 years hard labour for the wand rape of Master Bilbo Baggins and Mr Newt Gingrich"

by obi wan kefucktard June 1, 2004

Wand DPS

Gamer code for "dumb gear choice" or "Noob". Originally from World of Warcraft.

"Dude, that warlock is using an Agility ring!"
"Must be for the added Wand DPS"

by Rex Splode January 21, 2010

Wand of Chaos

A penis.

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.

by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010

wand of light

sacred name for the male genitals.

I'm going to love you with my wand of light

by Shakti Shen May 23, 2006