hey, my names b davis and i got really drunk last night, oh jesus where am i? oh jesus im at chris keller's house, i guess i have to do the walk of shame when i leave!
by e blase December 01, 2005
Origin - "Wayne" from Saturday Night Live's "Wayne's World". He was embarrassed that his Mom was taking Aerosmith on a tour of their house, i.e. "the walk of shame".
by Arielemc June 28, 2004
The walk you take past other people in a public bathroom after you've performed a #2 and made a big stink.
John emerged from the stall and took the walk of shame to the sink before exiting the newly smelly bathroom
by zimaman July 25, 2004
Walking on foot through a "cruisy" area - one known as a locale for picking up anonymous sexual partners for short encounters, like a public park, a hotel, or a vendor of pornographic material.
(two gay men)
"Girl, I was at the Habana Inn last night, and you shoulda been there. There was Travis, doing the Walk of Shame, looking for some random dick. Honey, it was tragic."
"But, if you were at the Habana Inn, wouldn't you have been on the Walk of Shame, too?"
"Bitch, please. I was just, uh, I just needed to um... use a pay phone..."
"Girl, I was at the Habana Inn last night, and you shoulda been there. There was Travis, doing the Walk of Shame, looking for some random dick. Honey, it was tragic."
"But, if you were at the Habana Inn, wouldn't you have been on the Walk of Shame, too?"
"Bitch, please. I was just, uh, I just needed to um... use a pay phone..."
by starstattootoo March 24, 2004
To lose a football game wager and then having to walk around a room packed with your co-workers who rooted for the other team while you rub your ass and state loudly how badly you and your team's asses were kicked. As you make your way around the room, your co-workers recount plays in the game during which your team did poorly.
Ramon's team, the Steelers, lost to the Baltimopre Ravens, so Ramon had to do the Walk of Shame in the conference room in front of all the people he boasted to that the Steelers would win.
by RelevantMan January 06, 2005
A journey to an illicit 24-hour off-license to purchase additional booze made at a time when legal piss-shops are closed and sensible people are tucked up in bed.
"Ah shit," John said, "it's 3am and we're out of whisky. Who's off to the World 'o' Booze?" "Not me," Tom replied, "I did the walk of shame last night."
by TJ November 20, 2003
The walk from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, dorm, van, bar, park bench or other; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before.
Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.
In the event that your “Walk of Shame” did include sex, you may be wearing your partner’s clothes. If you did not have sex you probably did get into a fight, damaged property, was escorted off someone’s premises, or in someway embarrassed yourself. In any case you will need to check yourself for injuries.
Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.
In the event that your “Walk of Shame” did include sex, you may be wearing your partner’s clothes. If you did not have sex you probably did get into a fight, damaged property, was escorted off someone’s premises, or in someway embarrassed yourself. In any case you will need to check yourself for injuries.
Still half-drunk, I began the walk of shame to my room, and made a futile attempt to recall all that I had done on Friturday.
by Christopher Firegoat April 13, 2008