Walder Frey Abortion

When a fetus is aborted through the violent stabbing of ones stomach. Based on the calamities of Talisa Stark at the Red Wedding hosted by Walder Frey in Game of Thrones.

If bitches be pregnant with heirs to contending kings, they best be served with a Walder Frey Abortion.

by JFK the Booty Warrior May 31, 2015

chocolate waldo

1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.

Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.

by Z-Jizzle June 10, 2008

waldoing around

When a drunk person wanders off and can't be found.

"hey have you seen jim? the kids a mess i'm worried about him"
"nah man, he's waldoing around"

by r_egs November 7, 2007

waldening

(v.) The act of secluding oneself from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, going to a cabin in the woods, and writing.

I grew weary of living a life of quiet desperation, so I tried waldening away my writer's block.

by SovieD May 10, 2014

Waldston Momentum

The speed and time in which it takes for you to create and publish an animation mostly created from SFM (Source Film Maker)

Most commonly used when making Deltarune, FNaF, and Undertale SFMs.

I measured my Waldston Momentum and I'd say I did a pretty good job today.

by BlueCaekz January 15, 2020

Waldo

One of the greatest masters of hide n' seek, rivaled only by Carmen Sandiego, Osama Bin Laden, and the TV Remote.

How does he do it? Witchcraft.

P1: Where's Waldo?
p2: Who cares.... Hey! I found the remote!

by WhereisWAlDO April 16, 2010

Waldorfian

Kids, parents of kids & former kids who attend / attended a Waldorf or Steiner school, a movement of schools founded by Rudolf Steiner (the first was in the Waldorf cigarette factory in Stuttgart) in the early 1900's. Lots of the photos one finds of Steiner are a bit severe looking, but rumor has it that he was a hottie, and he may have been taken less seriously by other adults had he wandered around looking like a clown. There are a bunch of Waldorf / Steiner schools in the US as well as other places in the world. Some Waldorfians are hippie-esque in their lifestyle aesthetic & many are tree huggers (amateur or pro), but some are movie stars (who may hug a tree from time to time), and some are even Republicans. The whole idea is that you're eventually supposed to think for yourself instead of copying everyone else, whoever they are at the moment. Being called or referring to yourself as a Waldorfian can be positive or negative depending on tone and whether referring to what's consistent throughout Waldorf Education (e.g. fairy tales told in kindergarten) or a quirk of a particular school's culture.

You knit your own socks? You're such a Waldorfian!

by AgeandTreachery December 28, 2009