wake n bake

basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)

by mandy November 2, 2003

Wake n' Bake

To smoke weed as soon as you wake up.

If you wanna crash here you can. In the morning we'll do a wake n' bake.

by KUSH NOT BUSH June 15, 2008

wake n bake

waking up at 4:20 am to start baking bread and pastries

Del Sol Bakery wakes n bakes every morning.

The baker wake n bake the baguettes before sunrise.

by smellymeli March 11, 2018

Wake-and-Bake Oven

The process of smoking majiuana in the morning under one's covers. Thus, the covers create a "hot-box" effect. Upon compeletion of the event, the covers are lifted and the smoke flows out in a way that is similar to smoke coming out of an oven.

Man! I'm still ripped from when I did that Wake-and-Bake Oven this morning.

by Trebreh Nad February 19, 2009

Wake and Bake Weekend

A span in time preferably a weekend is Where one finds him/herselves So Stoned to fall asleep for odd hours to only awake in a lackidasical daze to only smoke again to sleepstoned that a Time warp of three days can mindfuck them to have completely forgot where the weekend went and how the fuck is it monday? type feeling... Thats A WAKE AND BAKE WEEKEnd!

Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.

Dude i don't remember anything about last weekend bro, i'm having lapses in time and all my cheesecake, bread, mustard, chips are spread everywhere and i may have cooked my cat...I dont know dude must have been my time for a Wake and bake weekend.

by JayPhiZzle April 5, 2011

wake n bake

When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.

No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.

by kajoe October 10, 2008

Wake-n-Bake Oven

The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox.

Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch!

by Daniel Herbert January 6, 2009