Milton Waddams

The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.

Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."

by Falkon January 5, 2006

Jeremy Wade

The Bear Grylls of fishing. Catches huge ass fish on the TV show River Monsters.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see River Monsters this week? Jeremy Wade caught a 400 pound sting ray with his bare hands.
Guy 2: Yo, that's sick!
Guy 1: Yeah, it was almost as good as last week when he tackled a bull shark.

by lardd June 8, 2013

Kyle Waddle

A man with an large penis, he is also probably the sexiest man you'll ever meet. He pulls all of the hot chicks and they all want to suck his dick.
overall he is a sexy cunt.

"is that kyle waddle?"
"yes, i want to suck his dick."

by emma crack September 28, 2012

Waddiez

Slang term for 'What's up'

"Hey man, waddiez?"

by kinky.winky October 18, 2011

Waddle Dee

A common enemy in the Kirby series of games published by Nintendo. The term enemy is used lightly since they do virtually nothing to attack Kirby aside from walking into him.

More recently however some have been known to carry spears, so they aren't completely harmless.

Waddle Dee: Why am I so useless?
Kirby: Dunnolol

by Jimmy5327 November 3, 2010

Timothy Wade

A measurement of time, distance, weight, and even speed. He is the oldest living thing in the universe. Able to reproduce asexual. Able to fly because he isn't intelligent to know he can not fly. The father of Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades. Impregnates women just from the utterance of his name. A god among men.

Wade is what I aim to achieve. Timothy Wade

by Wade's first Victim August 24, 2011

wadder

How Americans pronounce water.

I need a glass of wadder.

by Dr.Perfect. July 12, 2018