Vuvuzela
A female porn-star, or one who has all the makings thereof: Plastic, horny and makes a hell of a noise whilst blowing.
Vuvuzela by Captain Quark 1 June 16, 2010
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An annoying trumpet-like instrument played by fans, mainly in African countries, in football matches. They may be banned from Fifa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup in South Africa.
Fan #1: Did you hear the fans go crazy when South Africa scored the goal yesterday?
Fan #2: No! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas!
Fan #2: No! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas!
vuvuzela by Soccer Fan September 8, 2009
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vuvuzela'd
Being drowned out by incessant protests while trying to say something - inspired by the South African horn being heard the Football World Cup.
vuvuzela'd by Mohit Hira June 19, 2010
Vuvuzela
Allow me to demonstrate my proficiency as a mouth breather, by exhaling into my vuvuleza for 90 minutes.
Hey, do you also feel like being a human mosquito today?
Yep! That's why I brought my vuvuzela! Also, I'm famished. You gonna eat the rest of that battery acid?
Hey, do you also feel like being a human mosquito today?
Yep! That's why I brought my vuvuzela! Also, I'm famished. You gonna eat the rest of that battery acid?
Vuvuzela by Actualfootballfan June 16, 2018
Vuvuzela
Swarm of bees that was constantly playing during the 2010 World Cup... oh, it's also an " instrument " played by South Africans. Extremely annoying, and hopefully baned before the next World Cup.
Person 1: I tried to watch the World Cup, but all i could hear was a swarm of bees!
Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's?
Person 1: What's that...?
Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".
Person 2: You mean all those Vuvuzela's?
Person 1: What's that...?
Person 2: It's a South African "instrument".
Vuvuzela by DragonTamer2345 June 19, 2010