Low Information Voter

People who vote knowing little to nothing about the actual candidates as people; instead going by what they've heard in propaganda, who makes eloquent speeches, voting straight by party line, voting for candidates from whom they believe will give them special benefits, or who celebrities say to vote for.

Someone: I'm voting for who will pay my mortgage and get me a Obamaphone and Obamacard!

Someone: He gives such good speeches! Change we can believe in!

Someone else: I will be voting for the other candidate because I believe in more freedom, liberty and self-reliance. It must be embarrassing to always live off the taxpayer teet like you do. Maybe you're a low information voter...

by PlowTheWallDown! January 29, 2014

joe vetter

To call and say ya i'm coming over and not show up.

Or otherwise formally known of the pussy from way back.
To be very pussy whipped and hangout with high school friends.

Me - Hey wanna come over?

Joe Blow - Ya i'll be there man.

2 hours later

Me - hey what happened to that guy that was coming over?
Joe Blow - i said i might and im with my woman.
Me - thanks dude. I've been joe vetter'd.

by baysinger36 June 21, 2010

Bush voter

A person who probably has a Dale Earnhardt Jr. sticker on their truck/SUV.

Oh well, reasonably low gas prices were starting to get old anyway.

by Squid Wrangler March 28, 2005

Vowtered

Inarguably drunk and/or high.

"You alright, mate?"
"Not really. I'm vowtered."

by AmeliaPerfection June 22, 2015

Voter's Remorse

When you realize that you voted with your emotions and only one real agenda, now you are wondering how badly you messed up the country. No Regerts!

I suddenly have a case Voter's Remorse after voting for an obvious potential dictator .

by mormdavid November 9, 2016

vitter

hypocrite who espouses family values yet indulges in high-class escorts - such as David Vitter, Louisiana senator

That dude's a vitter man - hitting'em with the Viagra on Saturday and preaching on Sunday

by Snoopy Pugh April 17, 2008

Urban dictionary Voters

Bored individuals with sad lives that have nothing better to do with themselves. Can’t attract anyone because all they want to do is vote. Will probably not vote for this to go on the website because they are to sensitive for the truth.

Urban dictionary voters stay in their rooms.
May - I’ve never seen an urban dictionary voter,

John - that’s because they are in they’re room voting

by Nemmy August 30, 2019