vibration hallucination

The feeling that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket when, in reality, there was no vibration at all.

Man, I thought my phone was vibrating just now. I must have had a vibration hallucination.

by tsalt February 12, 2009

man card violation

1. Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior or characteristics as opposed to sterotypical masculine ones.

2. Any action that would cause a man to be viewed as a wuss, sissy, punk etc.

Exhibit 1. Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife.

Examples of man card violations: Men who get dragged to the movies to watch a "chick flick".

Men who rat out there friends ala Kobe to the cops, or their girl friends.

Men who watch figure skating, or other women's TV programming.

Metrosexuals.

by J.M.Quinn July 16, 2008

human rights violations

When an incumbent government in a sovereign country won't put a pipeline in that you desperately need

Syria's Assad is guilty of human rights violations, so USA is sending in the military for a regime change

by American_tool November 10, 2016

ghost vibrations

when keeping your phone on vibrate, you experience the sensation of vibrations in your pants pocket, purse, etc. only to see that nothing has taken place on your mobile.

"i thought jon was calling me - turns out it was just ghost vibrations"

by boblawblah June 25, 2009

Team-Violation

when two or more people gang up on one person to violate their my mind by a) telling horrible things about him/herself or b) by corrupting their clean mind by explaining unknown sexual terms to them

Philip: You guys will not believe what happened to me this weekend!
Friends: What happened?
Philip: I was chatting with these two girls I meant in a chat room and they just team-violated me for no reason. Smh. I will never be the same!
Friends: Awww man I'm sorry. I freaking hate team-violation!

by zigalicious802 March 2, 2010

That's Violation

This slang term most likely originated in Brooklyn and is said when someone says something or does something that is considered "wrong" or "going too far." Usually in a situation where a group of friends are joking around and one says something extremely offensive.

Tom: Hey Tiffany, tell your boobs to stop pointing at me!

Tiffany: Ha-ha! Don't be stupid, it's cold outside!

Jason: Yeah it must be cold everyday then...

Tiffany: Ha-ha!!

Bob: Tiffany, you have a moustache.

Tiffany: .....

Jason: Oh, that's violation...

by Rattlesnake316 October 5, 2007

Phantom Vibration

A false vibration felt in the most used pocket of your cellphone. You feel what you believe is your cellphone going off, you go to check, and actually nothing has happened. Only works when cellphone is on vibrate.

A false vibration in your pocket. you go to check and nothing happened, this is a phantom vibration.

by enchantedflorist March 25, 2010