Veterinarian

What most little girls want to be when they grow up.

A random adult: hey Emma what do you want to be when you grow up?
Emma: I want to be a veterinarian!

by willbillandy July 22, 2019

Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012

Ventrilo

Program used for talking over interwebs, mostly for lulz and stuff.

Something that people in zxc use every day

Guill: U guys on fucking ventrilo?
Commando: shit shit banned
Commando: Yeee im on fucking ventrilo
Morph: Ill be back in like 1 hour, gonna go get me some del Taco.
iphone: YAY
Overdose: Who is up for some KF?
Spammando: fdgsajkfasdfasdfdas
Dudez: Bhull & Schitt Plumbing
9099er: Your gay, oh and we also have a meeting in 5 minutes
Darma: cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir mustache
Darma: OMFG
Tubbs: GOD MY DAY TURNED TO SHIT
*Tubbs has left the chat.*

by BOOOOBBBBB May 11, 2011

ventrilo

Ventrilo is a VoIP(voice over IP) program that enables voice chat. Commonly used for online games such as halo, world of warcraft, dark age of camelot, everquest, and many others. Somtimes referred to as vent.

Person 1: Are you guys in ventrilo?
Person 2: Yeah, we're in voice.fakeserver.com port 3943, do you have a mic
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Alright we're set

"Man, this is so much easier with ventrilo"

by NoahPryor August 8, 2006

fart ventriloquist

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.

-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

by The Supporter May 20, 2007

Ventrilojism

Masturbating with one hand while talking dirty to yourself with a hand puppet on the other hand then ejaculating into its mouth.

Jeff Dunham is funny, but not as funny as the look on my mom's face when she caught my ventrilojism show.

by Didlme December 30, 2021

Penis Ventriloquist

A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.

Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.

by MelCefus August 13, 2006