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Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.
Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.
by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010
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Ventraquil | aka. Vent

Vent: *disappears*
USM: 'wot de hell happened to vent'
Vent: *comes back after 6 months*
Vent: "I will explain y i left in a bit guys!"
Also Vent: *disappears again*
USM: "bruh wtf.."

Ninja: *leaves tecom*
tecom: lol she pulled a Ventraquil | aka. Vent
by XxNinjastargirlxX May 7, 2020
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venton

The best human in the world. He would help any body or anything that needs help. He would make anybody day even if you at your worse. Also a happy person but don't get on his bad side, because he loves to get even.
You where a venton when you help that little kid out the car.
by Venton November 11, 2017
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Ventriloqueef

When you put your hand in a puppet and the air that’s pushed out makes a noise
“I had a ventriloqueef while I was working that kid’s birthday party
by chxndler May 30, 2021
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Ventosity Phenomenon

when you fart or shit yourself on a ventilated seat in the car and the smell blows back into your face.
When the stink was so bad in the car, I asked Rene- did you fart? He responded 'yes, about 10 minutes ago--because I just turned on the ventilated seat you are experiencing the ventosity phenomenon
by catboxIII February 23, 2022
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Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.
I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.
by roaritsme January 4, 2012
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Ventrilo

Program used for talking over interwebs, mostly for lulz and stuff.

Something that people in zxc use every day
Guill: U guys on fucking ventrilo?
Commando: shit shit banned
Commando: Yeee im on fucking ventrilo
Morph: Ill be back in like 1 hour, gonna go get me some del Taco.
iphone: YAY
Overdose: Who is up for some KF?
Spammando: fdgsajkfasdfasdfdas
Dudez: Bhull & Schitt Plumbing
9099er: Your gay, oh and we also have a meeting in 5 minutes
Darma: cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir cuir mustache
Darma: OMFG
Tubbs: GOD MY DAY TURNED TO SHIT
*Tubbs has left the chat.*
by BOOOOBBBBB May 11, 2011
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